is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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