I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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