i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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