Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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