: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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