The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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