But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
did you just send me my own nude
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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