YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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