I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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