he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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