And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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