I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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