Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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