He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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