so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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