I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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