so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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