i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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