I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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