I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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