and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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