He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
the raccoons are back...
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