I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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