The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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