do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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