He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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