I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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