Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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