she was so not down for the gang bang
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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