and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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