I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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