You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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