she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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