He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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