I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You just made me feel so damn special
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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