Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Randomize
