Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
