i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I have tasted many bathrooms
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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