Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so let's talk penis.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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