He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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