Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
