Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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