you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
they need to just BURY HIM!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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