FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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