My room smells like vodka and shame
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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