i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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