Your dad touched me again.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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