So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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