My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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