OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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