Dual....:-)
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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