what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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