Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I stole a fireplace last night.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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