HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
we should paint friendship bongs
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