it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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